Strange days

I have a terrible headache and millions of things to do. I think it is at times like this, people use heavy drugs. Well, tonight i have to start packing things and try to find my id. After that i am going to put all my records on my ipod and write a letter to my grandpah. And this might be my most boring post ever. Im sorry, to make up for it, i can tell you a funny story from this morning.
It all started when i woke up because my dad farted, after that i ran to the subway because i overslept again. On my way to the train i managed to fall two times because of the ice, and here comes the funny part. As i was laying there in the snow i heard a guy say, "did you see that, he fell like a little girl!" and then followed up his sentence with a big laugh. And then i started laughing and everything went very bizarre. So, bullyman, thank you for making my day a bit funnier. I love people who tells the truth.

Ready for slaughter

Today i have been listening to Hellhammer all day to clear my head. It really works. So my advice for you today, if you feel a bit down or sick or something, listen to some old school black metal from Switzerland and everything will be just fine. I promise.

I HEART BCN

In two weeks i will wake up in Barcelona instead of Skarpnäck. Two Weeks! Im scared, nervous and very very happy. The day after i arrive to the city with a big C, Olle and the gang will join me for ten whole days. Its too good to be true. Mojitos, good music and cool people, here i come! I cant wait to hang out with Olalla again, it has been to long time now. And today she told me that i can stay at her place the first days. She is a good friend. So, you might think everything is perfect right now? Hey, its Simons life we are talking about. You see, a couple of weeks ago, i met this someone who makes me wanna tattoo her name and be the father of her retarded kids. And that makes everything a whole lot harder. So if you read this, maybe we should run away and live in the woods the next 4 months instead? Yeah, we should.

Record of today

A couple of years ago i went to a Cramps gig with Gurra. After a couple of beers and discussions about how much better The Cramps sounded without a bassplayer(im hanging out with the musicanswer to star treknerds) we finally ended up in the front row, close enough to have a good view on Poison Ivys long legs. The gig was awesome, but not even close to this record, even though Lux showed us hes penis. You just have to love this one! So cool, and hey, whats inside a girl?

Back from the grave

Im back in the game.

I havent posted anything here in a long time, but as we say in Sweden, nu jävlar ska det bli andra bullar! For you who doesnt understand the swedish language, that means that i will start writing here again! So beware!

the gig

The gig went so good. And the audience seemed to like it.Now im going to bed.

Movietime!

I think im gonna look at Hustle and Flow again. For the third time. I have to get more movies.

Then im gonna move to Memphis, name myself Crunk Mastah Simp and do songs about my hard life on the streets. Cause you know, its hard out here for a pimp.