Kids are united

Today on the subway home from work there was this little guy, maybe like 6 years old, who looked at me, and i mean, reeeally looked att me, so i looked back. And do you know what the little geezer did? He pointed his middlefinger at me! It was this six year old kid with spiderman backpack and pancake-stained pokemonshirt, giving me the finger. Offcourse i cant do nothing but respect the little guy, i mean, its not that i look dangerous or something, but i am at least 15 years older then him. And he says "fuck you biiiatch" at me and laughs. I wish i was that cool when i was a kid.

So after that incident i have been starting to think about this and i have come up with this theory that all the kids born after 1998 are pure evil. Aliens on earth, here to strike down upon every human who has celebrated his 10th birthday. And i got proof!

Not only have i got humilliated by one of the little monsters on the subway, last week my own cousin(!) who is five years old tried to kill me. He was shooting a ball into in my face. Think about it, what if that ball was a ball made of fire? I would have died! Its just pure luck that he had misplaced the fireball with a soft plastic one.

And seriously, whats up with that Madeleinegirl? Do you really think she is missing?

Thats just what she wants us to think! She is right now, in this very moment, planing the final solution! Madeleine and her little ninjarobotkids from hell will kill us all if we dont stop them!